Does Kinja Know How to Time Travel?

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 05/17/2014 at 14:33 • Filed to: Kinja'd?

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It seems I'm very ahead of ze times. VERY. About 10,200 days ahead of time.

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/17/2014 at 14:35

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I AM GOD OF TIME

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 05/17/2014 at 14:36

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FIX IT!

AthomSfere > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/17/2014 at 14:36

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Those damn unsigned ints!

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/17/2014 at 14:38

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DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MY POWERS

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/17/2014 at 14:38

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There were times in the days of 5.0 where the front page of Oppo would show posts from upwards of 6 months prior. Time travel seems to be fairly common in the Gawker sphere.

Blondude > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 05/17/2014 at 14:42

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"Why do I feel like I've seen all of this before?"

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 05/17/2014 at 14:44

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I AM ESTIMATING YOUR POWERS! AND THEY ARE UNDER MY EXPECTATIONS!!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 05/17/2014 at 14:45

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If I hook up my phone to my car with Oppo open, will it make my car a time machine?

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/17/2014 at 14:46

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YOU HAVE ESTIMATED MY POWERS ACCURATELY

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 05/17/2014 at 14:48

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INDEED I HAVE

I'M BATMAN

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/17/2014 at 14:53

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*panics*

*jumps out window*

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/17/2014 at 14:54

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Kinja's Flux Capacitor needs to taken to the shop for servicing.

Leadbull > Blondude 05/17/2014 at 15:00

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Kin-ja vu

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 05/17/2014 at 15:06

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*Jumps out window and into Batmobile ST*

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 05/17/2014 at 15:11

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Hahaha

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 05/17/2014 at 15:14

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*Brian laughs, I turn off ze traction control, dump clutch, burnout+overboost=FLOOR IT!* :P

BaconSandwich is tasty. > AthomSfere 05/17/2014 at 17:03

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Just be thankful they aren't storing dates as strings...